When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
by Bradstar777 December 03, 2013
by DubbleTrubble July 09, 2014
A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.
"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"
by Stimy June 13, 2008
When you remove a female's pants, and her underwear are in a wedgie configuration inside her vagina, causing you to laugh and ruin the mood. "caused by vaginal wetness and mattress Sliding Prior to removal of clothing"
" Her v-neck hanger made me laugh and she told me to fuck off "
Bill:
How was that chick you picked up last night
Fred:
I had to pick out her v-neck hanger
Bill: Sick Dude !
Bill:
How was that chick you picked up last night
Fred:
I had to pick out her v-neck hanger
Bill: Sick Dude !
by PhilmoreSlim August 18, 2008
by The__Almighty November 24, 2021
When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!
Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.
Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!
Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)
Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
Commonly found lurking around the flying club common room or attempting to bone the young receptionist; the typical Hanger Queen is the staple of every flying club. Dedicating their existence to supposedly helping the club, their obnoxious and self-centred attitude quickly forces respect among all levels and it's not uncommon for these traits to influence the way the club is run. In the rare case of seeing one of these old farts flying, you'll be able to instantly tell with their shocking airmanship skills (yelling at other pilots on the radio/ passive aggressive remarks) and equally as bad flying. However, they get around it by worshipping all the flying instructors like they're Jesus. In fact, you'll often come across your CFI sat at their designated table; listening to the queens ramble on about 'the good ole days of flying' while you're banished to sit in the plane; like a mother sending her naughty son to his room!
Tip- If you want to have a bit of fun and trigger a Hanger Queen, simply complain about a minor club issue. They treasure all their self centred rules and wont take criticism lightly!
Tip- If you want to have a bit of fun and trigger a Hanger Queen, simply complain about a minor club issue. They treasure all their self centred rules and wont take criticism lightly!
'A hanger queen nearly collided with me today as he was making up his own circuit pattern'
'Some hanger queen yelled at me for unintentionally sitting in 'his seat'.
'My CFI was late because a hanger queen was telling him about his Thai bride'
'My flying lesson was cancelled because the hanger queen piloting the aircraft before arrived back 3 hours late'
'You don't want to get on the wrong side of that hanger queen; he got a member suspended for disagreeing with the new rules he enforced'
'I've heard the hanger queens don't have to pay membership as they're on the board of directors'
'I called final and a hanger queen decided to back-track anyway'
'Some hanger queen yelled at me for unintentionally sitting in 'his seat'.
'My CFI was late because a hanger queen was telling him about his Thai bride'
'My flying lesson was cancelled because the hanger queen piloting the aircraft before arrived back 3 hours late'
'You don't want to get on the wrong side of that hanger queen; he got a member suspended for disagreeing with the new rules he enforced'
'I've heard the hanger queens don't have to pay membership as they're on the board of directors'
'I called final and a hanger queen decided to back-track anyway'
by BarnoManYouGetMe September 30, 2020