Grease-master

Alcoholic shooter meant for the grimiest of men.
One part vodka, one part bacon grease.

Shots of grease-master, all around !

by realthow May 11, 2011

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017

Tit Grease

The radioactive mixture of sweat, oil, grease, and other nasty things that are located under a woman's breasts after a long day of not showering.

Damn man, sat bitch got some tasty-ass TIT GREASE!

by tha ginjanooga April 13, 2011

beef grease

The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.

After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.

by The meat keeper July 22, 2015

cheesey greaser

An individuals anal orafice that is coated with a "cheese" of; sweat , feces, toilet paper residue, and cheese grease . Also can be used as another downgraded derogatory term for one's "asshole".

"Oh Tom, I highly doubt Linda has a cheesey greaser". " Oh my gawd bro, I was mortified when I went to do her doggy style, and saw her cheesey greaser".

by Captain Cannabis January 4, 2019

catching a greaser

Stepping in dog shit.

There's nothing worse than catching a greaser in the snow.

by security dan March 26, 2009

A Black Greaser

A black man from the seventies. Usually With jerry-curls and riding a black Harley Davidson motorcycle. Also usually associated with the Black Panthers.

Jonny: "Dad, what's that?"
Dad: "Ah, that's what one would call " A Black Greaser ."
Jonny: "Can I touch it daddy?"
Dad: "Go to your room."

by tshane1123 April 17, 2011