greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman August 18, 2016

greasy shuman

When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.

Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.

by Shayk23 June 30, 2016

Greasy Hogg

The ever classic hook-up move where a man takes a lady to a movie, orders popcorn with butter on it, cuts a hole in the bottom and slides his man parts into the popcorn so when his lady gets hungry for some popcorn she gets a handful of man meat.

Gus: Hey Jobin, are you gonna bust out the Greasy Hogg move tonight?

Jobin: Oh hell yeah!

by Hewhowaitsendsuplate November 15, 2011

Greasy Nolan

An obese mammal that receives its sustenance only by consuming large amounts of raw hotdogs dipped in whole fat mayo. It smells like a a dirty sock.

I spotted a greasy nolan in the woods

by 91010 April 20, 2021

greasy breeze

When you eat something greasy and have to fart later. It's a greasy breeze.

After eating that pizza, it gave me a greasy breeze.

by ebdup December 7, 2013

greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz October 13, 2013

The Greasy Leonard

The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2

The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard

Edon: AHHHHHHHHH

by NuttButt_real June 10, 2021