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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
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more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire
Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire
by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004
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the roof is on fire

1.This party is jumpin!

2. Some one started a fire on the roof.
by Gretchen March 26, 2003
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hair on fire

A state of being super busy or overwhelmed. When your hair is on fire, you are consumed with reacting to an emergency and have not time to deal with ankle biters.
It was one of those hair on fire moments where everyone and their brother was requiesting things from me at the same time.

Do you need help? it looks like your hair is on fire.

I am sorry I didn't call you back; my hair was on fire at work.
by RCU December 4, 2014
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Fire Down Below

A descriptive meaning horny, hot and bothered, ready to go (sex). The term comes from the warmth given off by female (and male) genitailia when they are in a heightened state of sexual arousal.
"How was your date?"

"Awesome, dude! She had the fire down below, so we didn't stay long at the bar!"
by -E1 August 10, 2008
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Alexis Fire

A contortionist striper in which the amazing band, Alexisonfire, named themselves after. When they made their website, Alexis Fire threatened to sue becuase they were using her name without permission. They have since changed the name to www.theonlybandever.com
xstillxlifex: Alexisonfire pwns
avrilispunk: dud, dey suk
xstillxlifex: What do you know about music?
xstillxlifex: You think that Avril is punk!
xstillxlifex: Now that is sad
avrilispunk: w/e, she is so punk and bands who scream suck
avrilispunk: Alexis Fire suks 2
xstillxlifex: You are a stupid noob
by xsebaxnilex November 8, 2006
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fireass

Everyone has a shitty day once in a while. Fireass is when your ass gets irritated by sweat activating the fecal matter left behind from a sub par wipe after shitting.
More common on hot summer days, fireass takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
" Oh man, I took a shit this morning, and I've been sweating like a pig... this FIREASS is killing me. I got level three FIREASS. I'm gonna go sit in a snowbank. "
by Marc O-C January 27, 2006
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