The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.
Dylan
by El-Birdi May 28, 2019
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Dylan's can either be the sweetest, most caring person in the world, or a total d*ck.
dylan's are usually always in some sort of trouble, but always manage to get out of it.
they are usually hot with golden-brown hair and brown/hazel eyes or dark brown hair with green eyes.
they make you melt when you talk to them, and are usually a player. they're confusing and commonly send mixed signals.
but sometimes, dylan will make you upset. they can play with your head and emotions and make you think that they like you when they dont.
and then, dylan's have a soft side. it's very hard to get to this soft side, and if you do consider yourself lucky. he's usually boarded off but if he lets you in, he really likes you (as a friend or as a romantic interest)
dylan's are usually always in some sort of trouble, but always manage to get out of it.
they are usually hot with golden-brown hair and brown/hazel eyes or dark brown hair with green eyes.
they make you melt when you talk to them, and are usually a player. they're confusing and commonly send mixed signals.
but sometimes, dylan will make you upset. they can play with your head and emotions and make you think that they like you when they dont.
and then, dylan's have a soft side. it's very hard to get to this soft side, and if you do consider yourself lucky. he's usually boarded off but if he lets you in, he really likes you (as a friend or as a romantic interest)
you: damn.. i really thought he liked me, what an a**hole.
-------------------------------------------------------------------dylan: hey!
you: *looking sad*
dylan: whoa hey are you okay?
you: *lying* yeah i'm fine—
dylan: aw come on i know you better than that, talk to me about it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------dylan: hey!
you: *looking sad*
dylan: whoa hey are you okay?
you: *lying* yeah i'm fine—
dylan: aw come on i know you better than that, talk to me about it.
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Mom:DYLAN COME CLEAN THE DISHES
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber
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