Carlos curve

When your dick bends to the left

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.

by Baconman6 November 24, 2022

holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

french curves

A nice way to say a woman's love handles or muff top. The fat that hangs over the top of a girl's pants.

Look at that girl's french curves in that bikini.

by Big A. May 17, 2020

Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer

Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller

by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022

Curving

The gentle male equivalent to scissoring. When a male rubs his scrotum softly against another males scrotal sack. For the hardcore and much more intense variant of this position see curbing.

I heard that fine gay couple curving last night, man he really got off.

by Curvestomp April 7, 2022

Curve Phase

When someone is pregnant.

Carla can't come to the party.She's on her curve phase.

by PhaNSwaG January 10, 2017