Cryptohit

When you shoot someone in the back of the head at a target,flopping on a baby

Is that a guy doing a cryptohit

by Hsjskdjsj January 21, 2022

cryptomanure

A synonym for NFTs.

Crypto bro: Hey dude! Look at all my cool NFTs.

Normal person: Lolz you just bought a bunch of cryptomanure.

by A bunch of random letters January 23, 2022

Crypto Staking Engineer

Someone who installs and launch's working nodes for proof of stake protocols as a living. This individual will also configure, write scripts, and test the staking nodes for self-staking and as a validator. They will maintain and monitor the nodes so they are fully operational 24x7.

My best friend is self employed as a Crypto Staking Engineer. He runs multiple mansternodes on different blockchains earning enough passive income to make it his full time career.

by Mr. Crypto February 7, 2022

Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.

After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.

by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022

CryptoClouds

CryptoClouds is a non-stop orginization support each other while making NFTS

Person 1: Ever heard of CryptoClouds?

Person 2: Yes, they make NFTS!

by mxrgan2717181 February 15, 2022

crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.

“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022

Cryptophobe

A strange kind of technophobe that has been conditioned by the establishment that control web 2.0 into fearing the freedom provided by web 3.0.

There are so many cryptophobes that don't understand how NFTs work, but have been convinced by twitter hot-takes into believing thy are pointless and evil.

by satoshi June 2, 2022