knuckle cluster

when you put popping candy in your hand and fist your partner

I gave Ellis the best knuckle cluster last night behind MacDonald's

by bigjigga69 May 9, 2021

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clusters

disease

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo

by EGB1 June 20, 2022

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nerd cluster

A dork-like nerd. A term to make fun of another person.

Wow, he is such a nerd cluster.

by Salsa03 April 9, 2022

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Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.

Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.

by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021

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CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT

THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025

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A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

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