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Calvin

A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.
Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.

Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.

Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
by handle mann April 4, 2022
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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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Calvin

You know Calvin, he’s the hottest man alive that every man is after.
by ਕੈਲਵਿਨ June 26, 2022
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Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!
omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching
by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019
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Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).
by WynnBros January 31, 2025
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Calvin

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!
by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
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Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks
What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.
by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022
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