Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022

Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ”

When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”

Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life”

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god”

by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025

triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome

by Daman4836 January 14, 2023

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

blow up job

Inflatable coitus

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021