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Barney

A horrible horror movie about a kid who got raped by a dinosaur Barney
Goodbye Barney
by Theboss112204 February 16, 2020
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Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.
Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!
by jay gee March 1, 2020
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Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s
by Yhcaep December 13, 2023
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Barney

Barney is an overall lad! Always ready to sink a cold one with the boys and is the friend that gets you way to drunk. Barney always means well but can sometimes mess you up, like a lot, like watch out and never use him! Ever. This is an offical warning :)
Don’t lose Barney
by NoOOdlEssS August 8, 2018
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Barney

To have a disagreement or argument with someone.
Worker: Hi boss, is it ok if I just do work in the yard today, it just that I had a barney with the mrs last night so don't want to see her out on the road.

Boss: Yeah sure, there are some trailers to unload out in the yard.
by Billyboy67 May 3, 2020
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Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.
"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."
by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016
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Barney

An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.
I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.
by Elmo_Lina November 7, 2018
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