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Haroon Ahmed

by OfficialGaethje November 22, 2021
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Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat
Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning
by WashedPessi November 29, 2021
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Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.
by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022
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om ahmed

a woman who is tired of your shit .
respect her maaan.
basically she cleans your whole house.
and I personally RESPEEECCCT hee
"OMG have you seen om ahmeds Sheb Sheb ive been trying to find it so I could hide it so she doesn't touch me."
by om nagafa May 31, 2019
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Ahmed

Ahmed meaning rich nigga in any hood you don't wanna mess with Ahmed he could easily make you dead Ahmed a nigga whos good at games and a rich nigga this dude has 90 girls fucked all them no babies
ayo look its a ahmed jake says oh yeaaa
by facts_no_cap_ February 22, 2021
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Ahmed Parkar

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.
OMG have you seen the new guy? He’s sooo Ahmed Parkar. He’s even got a boyfriend!
by sambuch June 10, 2025
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ahmed

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed! everyone needs their ahmed in life!"
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024
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