salty abe

A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason

Often given to strippers

I gave that stripper a salty abe

by ajx2019804201963 March 27, 2019

Uni-Ab

When someone thinks they are ripped; yet they have a super beer gut.

Dude, your not working out your abs enough; your getting a uni-ab!

by Cableguyy56 July 22, 2011

Food-Abs

When you go to Mahnin Asian Restaurant, and eat so much food, your stomach feels as though you have a six or possibly eight pack.

Dude I had so much fried rice, I have like eight food-abs.
Jessica's food-abs are so uneven, she needs to go to the gym.

by GrimmyMays August 13, 2014

Zero Abe

A guy that with glitch static abilities

Zero Abe glitching: a error in a device

by Z e r o A B E October 19, 2021

abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!

by Joe Swift June 9, 2007

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

getting abs

Laughing so hard that it is as if you are getting a work out.

I was getting abs over that dog eating it's own vomit.

by goby's old man's sister November 7, 2007