by ajx2019804201963 March 27, 2019

by Pro Rata August 5, 2012

by Findloo Chunk October 26, 2020

by Z e r o A B E October 19, 2021

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.
Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!
by Joe Swift June 9, 2007

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.
by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

A combination of the houdini and Abe Lincoln. When having sex with a girl from behind, you spit on her back or find some other way into making her think you've ejaculated on her, then cover his face in man juice when she turns around. You then throw pubes on her face (pre-cut or ripped out mid-intercourse if you're manly) which will stick to the semen, giving her an Abe Lincoln beard.
I gave Macee the old Magic Abe last night...needless to say, she'll probably never take her eyes off of me while we're fucking again.
by DirtyFithlyEvilAwful July 15, 2010
