The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010
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Pink pervert

A pink pervert is commonly used to belittle an otherwise perfect gentleman.
by Fraudochlafelure December 09, 2018
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Wall Pervert

A "wall pervert" is a humorous way to refer to someone that can have voyeur tendencies such as accidentally stumbling into a situational "private" moment and knows to leave but decides to stay and continue to watch as the person continues to do their private act thinking no one is aware and watching.

Reference to the repeal of the The Patriot Act that removed the "wall" that prevented our law-enforcement and foreign counterintelligence investigators from sharing information and gives intelligence officials and law-enforcement officers the necessary tools to identify, apprehend, and prosecute terrorists within our borders. The repeal of this law was done as the violation of the 4th amendment and weakening the protection of civil liberties. However, such access continue to persist as repealed and gagged ordered as a further continued violation into the personal lives of Americans and done without the consideration of ethics and its unlawful practice and perhaps personal advantageousness.
Bro, man we were snickering when Joe told us he saw Pete through his bedroom window masturbating and decided to continue watching. Dude, how embarrassing for Pete and that wall pervert is telling everyone about the experience.

This chick I met recently is kinky and said she likes watching others have sex when they are not aware. Her wall pervert revelation is a real turn-on to me.

Some conservative people are uptight about real life and think wall perverts and deviants are worse than them but I'm not buying that comment.
by Underdog Advocate August 17, 2023
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straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
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Perverted snickerbar

Perverted snickerbar is someone so perverted that they turn into a snickerbar.
damiam: I love feet
lers: What are you a perverted snickerbar
damiam turns into a snickerbar
by OtakuOfculture January 19, 2022
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vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.
Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert
by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024
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Pervert perm fucks

"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."
by 609897 November 28, 2022
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