Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.

Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.

by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022

no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.

“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.

by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch

I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.

by Zigmas Maloni May 9, 2022

mineta monday

Eat a grape monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday

I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.

by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016