David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022

David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.

August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.

by DHuhj November 12, 2020

David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.

Wow that mans a real David!!

by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm

david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates

by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

David

A cool guy who is skeptical of nonsense

Listen to David. He knows that all of this is nonsense. Stop wasting your time

by Switters1 November 24, 2021