Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 24, 2019
So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream
by Handleball229 September 28, 2023
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all
"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"
by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020
Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023
You guys are such Calvin and lois’s
by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023
Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator
I don’t know who the fuck is he
I don’t know who the fuck is he
by Moulton massive December 28, 2017