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9/11

a catastrophic event that the jews did and blamed it on islamist terrorists
Person 1: “Hey, remember 9/11?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it was done by the damn fuckin jews.”
by nojewsallowed October 18, 2025
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9/11 Flex

Boasting about your physical or emotional proximity to the September 11th terrorist attacks.
Did you hear what David did at Jared's wedding last weekend? Jared's cousins were talking about how they used to go to Pulse nightclub all the time and David 9/11 flexed on them by working in that he was looking out the window at school when he saw the plane hit the First Tower.
by ShaolinPeesh January 5, 2026
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9/11 Flex

Boasting about your physical or emotional proximity to the September 11th terrorist attacks.
Did you hear what David did at Jared's wedding last weekend? Jared's cousins were talking about how they used to go to Pulse nightclub all the time and David 9/11 flexed on them by working in that he was looking out the window at school when he saw the plane hit the First Tower.
by ShaolinPeesh January 5, 2026
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9/11

9/11 was a even set up by Israel where they flew 3 planes into buildings and blamed arabs for it, it's no coincidence that 4000 Jews didn't show up to work that day and that mossad agents celebrated in new York that dsy
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by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself February 24, 2025
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9/11

9/11 is fake as fuck
People that believe in 9/11 are pussies
by Snigga911 June 1, 2024
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The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.
Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.
by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024
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9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?
9/11 is approximately 0.818.
by 😩 daddy June 29, 2024
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