Shower head

The only thing thatll ever get turned on and wet because of you :D

Parrott: wow you are soaked!
Chez: yea my one true love got wet on my face!
Parrott: who?
Chez: umm... my shower head

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

shower beer

Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.

Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.

Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.

NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..

Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...

by Punnnn April 14, 2015

shower shitter

one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet

Ashley Davis on the night of 9/5/03

by Pat Albert September 30, 2003

shower blowjob

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.

Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)

by zabvenie August 12, 2007

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

shower hour

Shower hour: is to take a shower for an hour to partake in masturbation.

Glenn took a shower hour, and came out relieved.

by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009

shower jouster

any male that has sex in the shower whether it be with a man or a woman

Tom decided to screw his wife in the shower

by frodo bagins July 30, 2003