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Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys
Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!
by pissthan January 13, 2018
mugGet the Pablo cereal surprisemug.

pabloing

pussy boy that failed to lead shit for more than 6 months
that boy cant lead for shit he pabloing
by manarchism December 9, 2022
mugGet the pabloingmug.

Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.
“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “
by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019
mugGet the Pablo Pic-Assholemug.

Pablo Alborán

Spanish singer, recently came out as gay and is very very hot. First hit was Solamente Tú in 2011 and is again hotter than anyone I know :)
Omg is that Pablo Alborán? He’s so hot!

Pablo Alborán? You man that really romantic Spanish singer?
by ThatBiAussie November 1, 2020
mugGet the Pablo Alboránmug.

Pablo

A freak and a disappointment to everyone around them. They are racist people and hate blacks.
You are being such a pablo right now, I really don’t like it!
by anonymous June 9, 2022
mugGet the Pablomug.

Pablo

Easily cheated guy, normally on internet stuff. Not very successful guy, on any ambit, but you have with him though.
PD. Big Nose.
Pablo shut up.
by chujus April 4, 2020
mugGet the Pablomug.

juan pablo

juan pablo will cheat on you don’t trust him
by dtnguyslol August 3, 2022
mugGet the juan pablomug.

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