BUM CHUFFER

A person who does explosive farts which regularly result in shity pants.

Marcus the bum chuffer has shit himself again

That bum chuffer needs to carry spare pants

by Entry level July 29, 2024

what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"

person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum

by stellorcus August 13, 2024

Bum Grub

An individual who likes to play with other men’s anal cavities.

“Did you see that guy jam his finger in that dude’s arse? He was 3 knuckles deep!”

“Yeah, that’s just Josh being a bum grub again.”

by Clank clank I’m a tank August 14, 2024

Casual Bum

Brady Montgomery

Bro's a casual bum

by Sheriff Toby Bryant April 3, 2025

Bum

a person who’s lazy sleeps in till 3 plays the game all night smoke all day

justin is such a bum

by asubconsciousthinker April 5, 2025

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

Bum

Fat loser that works at Arby’s 😹

“That guy Jared looks like a bum”

by Belugawhale8668 April 6, 2025