Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.
Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!
by Yeetthebigtoe June 13, 2020
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dump truck daddy (DTD)

Person 1: Have you seen that guy’s butt?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a dump truck daddy (DTD)!
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daddy sang bass

A Johnny Cash song. Daddy sang Bass momma sang tenner.
when you hear daddy sing bass your eardrums explode.

by Berbs October 21, 2007
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big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos
Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick
by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019
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when you are fucking a girl and she wants you to go harder and faster
claping intensifies oOoOoOoOoOhHhH fFfFuUuUuCcCkK!! hArDeR dAdDy!!
*starts going hard*

OoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHh!
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daddy's got his babies

Usually this is said by a crazy girlfriend who is in desperate need to become pregnant, so she resorts to wrapping her legs around you to try and stop you from pulling out. If this happens to you immediately end the relationship as a CUM REVENGE is imminent to happen, a cum revenge is when you cum on your girlfriends stomach and out of revenge for you cumming in their mouth they pull your open mouth to the cum forcing you to eat it.
Simpup: Man this crazy hoe said, "daddy's got his babies" to me last night when we were fucking.
Everyone: Did you pull out?
Simpup: Nah I just let it happen
Everyone: Thats crazy
Simpup: Yeah shes also had CUM REVENGE on me too.
Everyone: FUCKING RUN!
by BALLSACKBOYSBROTHER December 05, 2019
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