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Law of Talos

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows
awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"
by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025
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Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.
"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
by CD1000 August 12, 2025
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Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.
"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Rocha's Law

The smarter the user of an AI, the more potential of the AI.
Man 1: Look, I made this working communistic economy simulator on gpt-5

Man 2: Rocha's Law hard at work.
by Triple Yellow August 13, 2025
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Ethan’s law

A mathematical equation meaning 0.999 recuring is equal to 1 due to a third being 0.333 recuring so 3 thirds aka 1 hole is equal to 0.9999 recuring
I used Ethan’s law to figure out if it actually equaled one
by Maverick8223 August 14, 2025
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Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.
My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.
by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025
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