National Send a Nude Day

October 16, otherwise known as National Send a Nude Day! If someone sends you this, you must in return, send them a nude.

NATIONAL SEND A NUDE DAY, MARK IT ON YA CALENDAR

by dickjewbold October 16, 2019

National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

National Dj disease Day

On April 12 we celebrate the people who have not gotten the Dj disease

The meaning of national Dj disease day is anus.

by Anus wuz here April 11, 2019

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

national noah slander day

a day (july 1st) to slander any noahs you know - a

HAHAHAH GET IT KNOW - A AND NOAH

hottie: hey do you know what day it is?
loser: no? what day is it?
hottie: its national noah slander day!!!
loser: omg howd i forget!

by deecothedinosaur January 15, 2023

National Skirt Day (NSD)

Event: A day when women get to show off their legs for the purposes of generating upward movement in their companies. A day eagerly awaited and the purpose of which is often misinterpreted by men.

"The speech she made during National Skirt Day (NSD), unsurprisingly, commanded an unprecedented level of attention"

by BP Beta July 18, 2006

National punch a ginger day

A day where you can punch any ginger on the 9th June

“Hey, did you hear? It’s national punch a ginger day”

by 1937378292 June 14, 2018