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Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.
"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"
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Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
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Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
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Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend
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Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.
Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
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Michael world

a county that one of my teachers made up just for fun, but then all of us kids took it seriously!! mIcHaEl WoRlD rOxX mUh SoXx!!!!
Teacher: for example you would have to ask the principle about putting up a flyer for starting your own country?
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world

OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
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