It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
Get the bum asserymug. Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.
by ultimatebum September 16, 2011
Get the Ho-bummug. Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017
Get the squeeky bum timemug. by Teresa7! July 28, 2022
Get the makie bum sockmug. by Mr. Soundtree July 16, 2022
Get the Krum bummug. 
Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.
Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.
by d61008 January 26, 2015
Get the bum taxmug.