May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

May 7

Raegyn’s birthday
On this day you have to subscribe to her YouTube @raegynisswaggy

“It’s may 7”
“Okay and…”
“Have you subscribed to raegyn yet?”
“No I haven’t, thanks for reminding me!”

by rumplestiltskinswife February 25, 2022

3rd of May

National hug Jayden day

Person 1:Yo do you wanna hug Jayden
Person 2:Yes

3rd of May is the day where you hug Jayden

by Enkwnwkqnevjw svb May 2, 2021

may 20th

national slap grace day!!

person 1: “omg grace it’s may 20th! do you know what day it is!?”
person 2: “my birthday?”
person 1: “no it’s national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.

Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?

by hawkman October 28, 2021

soeng may

The love of my life, the only one that matters. The one that whose smile lit up my every single moment of my life. A really beautiful woman who does not know how amazing she really is. A true leader who is able to capture everyone and anyone's attention.

Oh wow, it's Soeng May. I'm so in love with her *hearts eyes*
Hey, we should follow Soeng May. She's such a good role model.

by bvla October 28, 2018