a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
Get the John Michaelmug. by Hey you girl October 12, 2017
Get the michael crutchermug. Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
Get the michael (mike) reynoldsmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Villines is the most Godly beings on this miserable world. All must follow him, all most worship him. He gives us the happiness we feel. He is kind and loving but can also destroy mortals in mere nanoseconds. All praise be to Michael Villines
by Bdoglet May 26, 2020
Get the Michael Villinesmug.