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High school football

A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
by Cassandranon April 11, 2024
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Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.
by jimsnickery April 21, 2024
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Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.
The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.
by Tank Miller April 24, 2024
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looking like a foot

An Individual so ugly they appear to resemble a foot.
Damn the brother GotGotted so ugly he looking like a foot.
by zBxnq June 28, 2024
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Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit
James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024
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what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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banana monkey bingo foot

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!
by Dewders914 January 18, 2025
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