Top 100%

Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".

"We are in top 100% in terms of ethical treatment of workers and the environment" - Nestle probably

by Zaberu March 9, 2024

gummy top

a blow job from someone who doesn’t have teeth.

I don’t wanna do that to yall-
you don’t need to read gummy top in a sentence

by calypso March 15, 2024

Top Bins

when the driver of a vehicle is driving abnormally fast

"Bluds top binsing it"
"gonna top bins it"

by TOPBINSMEGASWAZ March 16, 2024

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Top fam

Best friend

Shane has been top fam since elementary school. There’s no one I trust more and am closer to than him.

by sqrby January 22, 2026

Top Gear Rule

When doing an activity with friends, if one should fall behind for any reason, they are left to fend for themselves.

When Ben’s chain broke, Adam and Charlie invoked the Top Gear Rule and kept biking down the trail.

by The4thMusketeer February 11, 2026