Cokie's Law

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.

Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.

by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024

co-great-great-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's spouse.

My co-great-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024

co-pibling-in-law

Spouse's pibling's spouse.

My co-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.

Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.

by Name Guru January 15, 2022

stepgrandchild-in-law

Stepgrandchild's spouse.

My stepgrandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021