Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Bear Peas

Garden peas served with delicious bear meat, originally polar bear meat however this may be substituted with other bear meat.

Often confused with British slang Bare Peas

What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm having bear peas mate

by NotKieran July 31, 2022

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

special bear

A fucking Autist that causes chaos wherever they go.

Wow Cody is such a special bear look at how he walks.

by BigDaddyMeatball February 5, 2018

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024