Poo

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024

Poos

When you have to take a poop and a piss at the same time. It is taken from the words poop and piss.

I have to poos real bad.

by BeastEJ January 20, 2021

mighty poo

loud. very loud. Diarrhea-related.

"Whoa, John must have just had a Mighty Poo in there."

by Blaze Gardener March 31, 2023

Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:

I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.

by all_red7 May 3, 2013

deja poo

The feeling that you've heard this crap before

Hey there! I would like to see you again. I'm single.

Me: Deja Poo!

by Drope it June 8, 2016

Deju Poo

The vague memory of having had a poo before.

I feel like I have had this exact same poo before at Mary's house. It's like Deju Poo.

by KOPoo AD & MS March 31, 2009

Kissy-poo

When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO

“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”

by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023