FORTNITE

A trash game that has caused many couples to break up.

Jennifer: -calls bf-
Tim: -declines-
Jennifer: -calls again-
Tim: -answers- SHUT UP IM TRYNA PLAY FORTNITE

Jennifer: That's it! I'm breaking up w/ you all you care about is that stupid game!!!
Tim: good.
Jennifer: -ends call-

by Tae_the_frog April 14, 2022

Fortnite kid

A kid that has never seen the light of day

The fortnite kid didn’t go outside

by art_life_09 April 15, 2022

Fortnite

Fortnite is my favourite

Fortnite is really good

by Tommycrookst April 16, 2022

Fortnite kids

The reason no one plays fortnite anymore see also: toxic 8 year olds

Fortnite kid: walks in room

Anyone with a functional brain: "alright get the broom we gotta scare the fortnite kids out."

by Awildmoron April 17, 2022

fortnite friends

This hints that people are a little more than friends. The act of playing fortnite together, a deeply embarrassing game, shows the true passion between people. It shows the connection and vulnerability between a couple. This presents them being more than friends but not ready to share it.

“Hey bro. I really like you. Let’s be fortnite friends”

by ilovefartslol April 18, 2022

fortnite battle pass

its the time when u take a shit and u gotta sing

Person1:Hey, I need to take a shit
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.

by Adolf the jew April 20, 2022

Fortnite

Adj. To be queer or cringe

"All the guys in the quidditch club are so fortnite."

"I was at the function but there were so many fortnite heads, I just had to step."

by LaxBro649 April 20, 2022