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Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.
My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.
by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018
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wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt
You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart
by Webslice October 21, 2020
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Wet

Getting extremely good RNG in a medieval clicker game called Runescape.
"Wow, I just got 3 archer rings in 20 KC at dags, I'm so wet right now"
by BigIron Doo July 5, 2022
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is water wet

Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.

Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained
Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4
by Croldfish December 27, 2021
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came wet

to come wet means to do something that ends up being fire asfk
generally used in graffiti- term generally used in the yay area
person 1: "ay look at this piece i jus did"
person 2: "dam bru that shi came wet"
by macp!x1 March 5, 2024
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wet debt

Being in debt so much, that it is hard to meet it, which makes you sweat. Hence, it becomes a wet debt.
Harry is in a wet debt, because he is unable to make ends meet as he lost his job.
by Vipansh November 28, 2013
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