Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015

pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.

Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.

by kirbbb November 21, 2015

pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade December 9, 2015

PITA

Pain in the Ass

Wow... jill is a real PITA!

by jepal357 March 4, 2016

pity pull

When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you

"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"

by lemmingdos March 30, 2016

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

Pitloin

Arising from the combination of arm pit and loin, the pitloin is the area of sweat which forms around the croch during periods of heavy sweeting. The pitloin is normally seen in men but can sometimes be seen in women.

"Dude, Matt was suffering from some mad pitloin after yesterday's run."

"I know man. They should seriously make some kind of deodorant for that."

by aXiz1432 April 29, 2016