Michael

likes alyssa 🤩🤌💅

OMG ALYSSA!!! MICHAEL LIKES HER

by bigdickenergy19 June 27, 2022

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.

Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!

by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022

Michael Crenshaw

he funny and likes Fortnite and kisses the bros goodnight every night

Andrew: yo bro did you know Michael Crenshaw likes to give me bedtime kisses
Friend: no way.... me too !!!

by batmankeira12127 December 2, 2023

michael monastra

Like God is God son is God Alpha Omega

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael

by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019

Michael Mason

Michael Mason is the official nickname for the ICC World Test Championship Mace.

The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.

by zkpilot June 25, 2021