Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".

Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.

by Thatnucca November 20, 2020

Michael

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Michael sinasac

Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang

Leader of the flex club

Descendant of William the conqueror

Canadas finest lad

Winner of the spelling bee

Master in gambling

and one of the nicest human beings EVER.

He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate

„Michael Sinasac? More like Michael Sin-A-SNACK
„Periodt.“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

Michael

the more well known term for lean

a mix of cough syrup, sprite and jolly ranchers

trust me, everyone says «sippin the michael»

i am unable to put down the container holding the after mentioned michael

bro, i think the doctor gave me michael or something, im geekin tf out rn

by mommymilkmaster January 26, 2025

Michael Ferrer

SWAG in human mode.

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.

by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

Michael

Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14

His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything

by My name is Michael March 6, 2022