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Sus michael flynn

Michael Flynn is very sus (Brjh)
sus Michael Flynn is very sus bro ric
by JoeMama= March 1, 2022
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George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.
by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.
by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023
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Michael

A man who's usually short (below 5'5) and doesn't like showering. He's very close in himself to the point of considering himself a loner. Doesn't like hanging out with his real friends but will sit in Discord calls for hours in the shadow of his room talking to strangers online.
Michael was up the whole night again!
by urban expert7 July 29, 2022
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