face rape

When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.

Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.

by Madison Ryder December 9, 2008

Shovel-Face

An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."

A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.

It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.

Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)

Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.

by Paco GorillaMask February 23, 2009

Making Faces

1. Slang for taking a huge dump. In reference to the bizarre facial expressions sometimes needed to work out a deuce.

I'll be in the downstairs bathroom making faces.

by Mastershake5333 January 10, 2007

Ketchup Face

A Ketchup Face is a person who has a very pale white face with big red lips, usually a skinny teen.

Look at that little kid over there, he's such a ketchup face!

by Spencer Deane June 25, 2008

gimme face

To give a female oral sex

"He didn't stay hard that long, so I had that nigga gimme face cause I wanted to come too!!"

by Kim N January 14, 2007

paper faces

Money, dollars, an; to get money

Paper faces- " an ya niggas is just straight disgraces, I'm hustlin an stackin them paper faces
By Santana Crooze

by young crooze November 19, 2003

Character Face

When an actor or actress has superbly unique facial features that make them somehow attractive while not meeting societal standards of attractiveness.

Sometimes it can mean a person is "so ugly they're cute".
Usually accompanied by great talent.

Michael Shannon has a real character face; he'd be great as a modern-day Jaws in a James Bond movie.

Other examples: Lyle Lovett, Willem Defoe, Angelina Jolie, Steve Buscemi, Sandra Bernhard, etc.

by rudy borabora June 22, 2014