Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010

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Dead

When your being very serious ! used on the east-coast mainly

“ i dead don’t see what’s funny”
“ you being deadass”
“ i’m being dead serious”

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Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

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AAAAAAH IM DEAD

If someone says this he/she is dead

person 1: AAAAAAAH IM DEAD
person 2: Wow i am happy that you are dead

by DesxFanboi23 September 21, 2018

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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

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