national punch a sagittarius day

Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall

Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!

by EyeOut4selener January 17, 2021

National get a gf day

Get a girlfriend day giyuu tomioka you lazy whore (just ask somebody out im tired of youre ass always being single) -Obani iguro

On july 3 get a gf “hey shinobu be my gf cause im single”
#national get a gf day

by Obani_FuckingIguro July 3, 2021

National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019

National Expose Caroline’s Day

October 20th is National Expose Caroline day. Today you can expose anyone named Caroline.

Did you guys post any embarrassing pictures of caroline today for National Expose Caroline’s Day?

by hiimadethisasajoke October 20, 2020

National fake friend day

national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂

National fake friend day

*post a pick on snap

“This is kisha she is a real *****”

by June212768 November 2, 2019

National Thigh Pic Day

National Thigh Pic Day is May 31st in Washington and Tennessee.

is today National Thigh Pic Day?
Yeah

by thigh pic day May 30, 2021