May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

May 25th

National Head Day 🤤

Hey man, it’s May 25th you get any head yet?
Oh shit, that’s today? I’ll be back!

by MrSexybigdick May 25, 2022

May 28

Look okay maybe she will see this or not idc but today is my best friends birthday and I really love her with all my heart so if your a girl that is turning 17 this day and has semi short hair and lives on the city lines the looks like your this person I love you my little berry
From dizzy dumbass 💃

Ayyy it’s may 28

Omg it is today is a beautiful girls birthday

by Dizzy dumbass 💃 November 22, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is know as national Ride your boyfriend like a horse day

Oh hey is that your boyfriend GageMo? You should celebrate May 20th with him!!

by GageMo May 17, 2020

May 18

North American show your bush day! Whether you got a landing strip, dense forest or your bald as the lord made you send it.

Heeyyyy girl it’s May 18 show me what you got…

by GerthBrooks69 May 18, 2024

May 9th

The cute little girl is born in this date!!!
You're the cutest and you're really kind!

Boy/girl : May 9th is your birthday!!!!
Birthday girl: Yep hehe
Boy/girl : you're the cutest!

by UwU_hi November 23, 2021

May 11th

Everyone in the kaedekisser discord server appreciation day. (I definitely didn't google how to spell that)

Hey it's May 11th!
Oh, it's people in the kaedekisser discord server appreciation day!
Yay! My favourite is Scalpo#4549

by scalpo May 11, 2021