by Kiwii March 29, 2016

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.
by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
by Jimmy Carter the Peanut Man May 14, 2022

When a women is masturbating, then she takes her wet fingers and puts them in their partners ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.
by CutterLad April 24, 2025

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

Sticking your tongue in someone’s ear, like a wet Willy but instead of your wet finger it’s your tongue
“ Hey Jerry, I gave Frank a wet Wally as a prank and as soon as I pulled my tongue out of his ear he started moaning, what the fuck”
by Shadowthebro February 16, 2020
