Ow my god

When you're in pain but also like omg wtf is happening rn
'Ow my god, I've got lime in my eye'
by Schoolies2k17 November 29, 2017
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God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 06, 2004
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God Hates Christians

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
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Capricorn sex god

Jon is a Capricorn sex god
by Sherylio May 31, 2018
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Ewww My God

An exclamation when you see someone of particular ugliness.
"Look! Amy Winehouse is on telly"
"Ewww my god! Is that what she looks like?"
"Yup..."
"Man I hope she dies."
by DStandup March 11, 2009
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