Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

Wet Socks

The act of punishing someone by removing their shoes, making them stand in the toilet with their socks on, and making them put their shoes back on for the remainder of the day, resulting in wet socks.

Get in the bathroom! It's time for wet socks

by CDROMMM September 19, 2017

Wet the Whiskers

When a female with a full bush of pubic hair urinates

Sally really needed to wet the whiskers but the restroom was occupied

by Humanised Centipede September 2, 2017

Wet Boy

A boy who acts gay/extremely feminine.
Somebody boys with no female friends are jealous of

"He is always with girls. What a wet boy"
"He can't fight because he's a wet boy"

by Moo Cho Di January 17, 2024

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality

Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021

Willard Wet boy

A guy who’s only interested in getting his penis wet. He will go to drastic lengths to do so

"Oh my god, James just asked me on FaceTime to help him get off."
"He’s such a Willard Wet boy"

by Gojosbabymomma March 21, 2025

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019