May 3rd, 2024

The best day in hip-hop history. In the midst of a rap battle between American rapper Kendrick Lamar & Canadian rapper Drake. This is the day Drake dropped "Family Matters" and Kendrick Lamar dropped "Meet the Grahams" not even an hour later. Lamar then went on to drop "Not Like Us", also dissing Drake.

"Damn, Kendrick dropped two times that day?"
"Yes sir, May 3rd, 2024, was literally, THAT DAY"

by lorsteppa May 5, 2024

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May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

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MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

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Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.

Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!

by Quifeneck November 5, 2025

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Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.

Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl

by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021

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May 3rd

international cook a rat day.

Specifically used in barbecue.

"Hey do you know what day it is?"
"yeah May 3rd"
"Wow do you wanna grill some rats for lunch in my garden for lunch?"
"Yeah dude I'd love to, I'll bring some as well they'll be delicious."

by OXFORD. May 2, 2023

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