December 19

National slap the shit out of someone with a slab of concrete day

Me: hey dude it's December 19

Martin: oh shit

*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*

Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie

by Large peanus December 18, 2023

December 3rd

December 3rd is a national holiday.

Noah: what national holiday is on December 3rd?
Me: Courtney’s birthday!! Duh!

by Pinkmango 1237 December 1, 2022

December 2nd

National Give Your Girlfriend You’re Hoodie Day

December 2nd Is Give you’re girlfriend your hoodie day

by dhdunfbdudjnshdorkns December 1, 2022

December 2

National kiss your chrush day

You:leans in

Boy: uh why?
You:it’s December 2!

by Ariellynn1 December 1, 2022

December 1st

December 1st is a day that you can send dick pics to your homie without it being gay

“yo it’s December 1st wanna share dick pics”

by Eggsarefromcows December 1, 2022

December 3

The day of the Chapter 4 fortnite event. A day for the ages

person Oh it’s December 3 is anything happening today

other person yeah is the fortnite event

by kingpinheisenberg December 1, 2022

December 3

Give your girl best friend a sweater out of polyester

~December 3~

Girl: *freezing*
Guy: Here, take my sweater. You'd look better in it than i do
Girl: Oh okay, thank you

by 90smelody December 2, 2022