positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

Anal nugget

When you anal and get a shit nugget on the end of your dick

I fucked Maurine in the ass last night but I got an anal nugget. It made me gag

by Aterroreestnamedjeff April 18, 2018

Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it

1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure

Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000

by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016

shit anal

when someone is plowing your ass and you shit on their dick

yeah dude the other day i shit analed on tyler’s kevin’s dick.

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017

anal pocky

The act of putting a hot pocket in your ass hole.

Did you hear about Becky having that anal pocky?

by Tommy960 November 29, 2017