may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

4th may

the 4th of may is widely celebrated as national Aryan day.

dude 1: hey man what date is it today?
dude 2: are u kidding me man?? it’s national Aryan day today
dude 1: ohhhh it’s the 4th may

by pattybooom May 4, 2022

May 28th

The day that the legend ,Zakaro Johonosono, slut slayer, thot begonifyer, overall amazing person. One with the thiccccccccccccccccccest oIo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Zakaro’s birthday is May 28th

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Jazzyrexton November 3, 2019

May 10

Switch hoodies with ur friend

me: * hey girl it’s may 10
friend: oh yea here is my hoodie
me: thx i’ll give it back tmrw

friend: alr cya

by machary May 8, 2022

May 30

Taylor Swift independence day!

Taylor Swift purchased all her master recordings and announced she has the rights to all of her music, photos, videos literally everything on May 30, 2025.

by girlidk May 30, 2025

May 23rd

National give ur gf a long kiss on the lips day

Oh shit it's May 23rd go give ur gf a long kiss x

by Jenniferstolemyheart May 22, 2022

May 5th

National Send Booty Pic Day.
A Day where someone that you choose must send you a booty pic.

Bro she just sent me a booty pic
Why? Because it’s may 5th

by wutstheworddd May 4, 2024